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ugh, forgot i had an eye appointment tomorrow ):

fetusparty:

this guy from japan won’t stop messaging me he’s STILL GOING ON

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commanderinqueef:

seeing things that cost over a dollar in the dollar store is the main reason I have trust issues

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taylormerlot:

The worst beating I ever got was when I was about 7.

I stole some stupid ass toy from the grocery store and hid it in my jacket. Made it all the way home and like an idiot, I forgot to go and hide it somewhere.

My mom was like “Hey, take…

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sodamnrelatable:

My turn.

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